Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 18, 2009

January 18th, 2009
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 17, 2009:

rmasse10: @officemate I.. http://tinyurl.com/75mujl

2009-01-18 04:16:09 · Reply · View
Mimismartypant: @officemate Thanks friend!
2009-01-16 03:17:56 · Reply · View
Mimismartypant: @officemate Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel. :-/
2009-01-16 03:14:13 · Reply · View
Mimismartypant: @officemate Absolutely. Does that ever go away?
2009-01-16 03:11:07 · Reply · View
execbp: @officemate thanks. That was actually a yawn, but it looks pretty scary, eh?
2009-01-13 13:11:50 · Reply · View
chrissylvester: RT @officemate: @ChrisSylvester this smiley face on the ladys butt at walmart , that’s the walmart smiley – haha http://YourOfficeMate.com
2009-01-13 13:04:53 · Reply · View
piscesinpurple: @officemate My aunt (who happens to be a French chef) swears by Folgers. You can make awesome espresso, even burn a whole in your stomach.
2009-01-13 12:53:24 · Reply · View
execbp: @officemate Thanks for following me, I look forward to talking with you.
2009-01-13 06:56:21 · Reply · View
GrowMap: R/T @officemate Correction: the coupons at http://tinyurl.com/7bm3u7 are for Petco not Petsmart
2009-01-10 07:21:23 · Reply · View
GrowMap: R/T @officemate If you shop at Petsmart check out the free coupons at http://tinyurl.com/7bm3u7
2009-01-10 07:20:30 · Reply · View

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 17, 2009

January 17th, 2009
rmasse10: @officemate I hope the CC position works out for ya…!
2009-01-17 14:31:44 · Reply · View
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 16, 2009:

frostedbetty: @officema.. http://tinyurl.com/a6o5ut

2009-01-17 04:16:39 · Reply · View
2009-01-16 20:11:11 · Reply · View
2009-01-16 20:11:05 · Reply · View
TheDailyBlonde: @officemate hey there hotness…happy friday to you!
2009-01-16 14:12:27 · Reply · View
WilsonHines: RT @officemate: Mercedes parked up a light pole haha http://YourOfficeMate.com – Link to my blog please !
2009-01-16 14:10:56 · Reply · View
Mimismartypant: @midcoitus Thanks! Sounds like @officemate deserves donuts and cupcakes.
2009-01-16 03:32:56 · Reply · View
midcoitus: @Mimismartypant You certainly get my vote. Give @officemate an extra donut.
2009-01-16 03:31:42 · Reply · View
Mimismartypant: @officemate You can count on it. Or whatever else you "need"
2009-01-16 03:21:54 · Reply · View
JooleeAnnA: @officemate goodnight….
2009-01-16 03:19:57 · Reply · View

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 16, 2009

January 16th, 2009
2009-01-17 01:13:16 · Reply · View
timelesspaper: @officemate lol!…and good luck!
2009-01-16 21:47:31 · Reply · View
frostedbetty: @officemate I can feel the love really i can…
2009-01-16 21:05:53 · Reply · View
frostedbetty: @officemate I thought they had gone bankrupt??
2009-01-16 20:54:33 · Reply · View
on_a_stick: RT @officemate ROTFN = rolling on the floor neked
2009-01-16 20:44:59 · Reply · View
tangokdesign: @officemate clues- no far, I gave clues- but Yes, I do!
2009-01-16 20:27:39 · Reply · View
netposer: @officemate YOu better
2009-01-16 20:22:56 · Reply · View
tangokdesign: @officemate N-WBT- the new text/twitter shorthand! :-)
2009-01-16 20:21:31 · Reply · View
tangokdesign: @officemate Love It- ROTFN- WBT—–OK, what does the WBT stand for? (think- most men like them-hooter girls<should>have them)
2009-01-16 20:16:20 · Reply · View
netposer: @officemate Good luck. Work fast!
2009-01-16 20:15:39 · Reply · View

Valet Said In the Alley Not Up the Alley

January 16th, 2009

Wow, how fast do you have to be going to get this to happen. A Mercedes parked up a light pole. Next time you give your keys to a valet make sure he is clear as to where it will be parked.

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 15, 2009

January 15th, 2009
Dave_Malby: @officemate I read all your shit…you are a funny guy!
2009-01-15 15:15:48 · Reply · View
Thingsall2good: @officemate aww… you make me blush. Thanks!
2009-01-15 14:06:07 · Reply · View
Thingsall2good: @officemate check out this profile pic… @sueissilly
2009-01-15 03:59:02 · Reply · View
Thingsall2good: @sueissilly whoa!! THOSE are kickin’ boots lady … I think you need to meet my friend @officemate !
2009-01-15 03:58:43 · Reply · View
Cormyre: @officemate where do you put the penny in that thing to make it do wheelie doughnuts?
2009-01-14 16:16:02 · Reply · View
CourtneyEngle: @officemate it might end up as a dripping box until you get it. i got a bottomless cup tho!
2009-01-14 16:04:13 · Reply · View
marty0518: RT @officemate: The Smart Car’s are small. I found this and many others, here the Porsche is a Smorsche — > http://YourOfficeMate.com
2009-01-14 14:15:19 · Reply · View
krgaskins: Acronym evolution: RT direct from @officemate ROFWM – do you know that one? Roll on Floor with Me, and you can add an "N" for Naked
2009-01-14 06:41:38 · Reply · View
execbp: @officemate nah, I mean you can, or Greg. Ill answer to almost anything.
2009-01-13 13:15:02 · Reply · View
2009-01-13 13:12:41 · Reply · View

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 14, 2009

January 14th, 2009
Dave_Malby: @officemate RT Porsche or SMORSCHE ? http://YourOfficeMate.com , the Porsche is now a smart car (Check Wallmart panties below also..)
2009-01-15 02:16:37 · Reply · View
tarafireball: @officemate arg! if it’s as much trouble as a smartphone then forget it.
2009-01-15 02:14:41 · Reply · View
DanTheMan_Inc: @officemate i got like one friend. but i use it with facebook. it sends all my updates to there from twitter and my blog.
2009-01-14 20:31:12 · Reply · View
rmasse10: @officemate you go booooyyyyy…
2009-01-14 19:45:01 · Reply · View
TSMaryal: @officemate completely ridiculous
2009-01-14 19:44:01 · Reply · View
Lyriciss: @officemate difference is, you work in the office…i’m a RAPPER. totally not in my job description lol
2009-01-14 19:24:33 · Reply · View
Lyriciss: @officemate when did i become the chow truck boy? lol
2009-01-14 19:22:01 · Reply · View
Lyriciss: @officemate ah-ah-ah…tax, dude…tax
2009-01-14 19:16:54 · Reply · View
PecanCtMichael: @officemate Not a good job market. My buddy tells me that his boss, his boss’s boss, and his boss’s boss’s boss all got the boot yesterday!
2009-01-14 19:16:49 · Reply · View
Cormyre: @officemate I want one so I can make a fake penny in the back lol see how many people get flashbacks!
2009-01-14 19:04:36 · Reply · View

Smart Car Porsche is a Smorsche

January 14th, 2009

The Smart Car’s are small, but what if every car were tiny. I found this and many others, here the Porsche is a Smorsche.

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 13, 2009

January 13th, 2009
krgaskins: @officemate I’m trying to retweet your DM but something’s wrong with this app. I dunno– can’t find the button.
2009-01-14 01:31:41 · Reply · View
WilsonHines: @mizzlenickl you must follow @officemate
2009-01-14 01:24:36 · Reply · View
SunnyGoodman: @officemate You think that is a big rear end … wow you must be a pole and think every woman should be one.
2009-01-13 20:48:19 · Reply · View
Franky80: @officemate that is FUNNY
2009-01-13 20:38:32 · Reply · View
ADeLesDernier: @officemate Maxwell House. But I can’t find the instant brew anymore. Ralph’s in my neighborhood stop selling it.
2009-01-13 18:07:15 · Reply · View
acpaul: @officemate Cruel. It’s 1.5 hours past my usual bedtime. :P
2009-01-13 17:03:49 · Reply · View
KellyAlvarez: @officemate That is total perfection. Srsly, Wal-Mart is a great place to people watch, many a train wreck…
2009-01-13 15:38:32 · Reply · View
Gorillamonk: @officemate actually, yes. You’ve been quiet for quite some time.
2009-01-13 13:40:41 · Reply · View
dorana: @officemate lol thank you mate! hope you have a great day!
2009-01-13 13:23:09 · Reply · View
CaffeineFueled: started off with tea but think this will be a three cup coffee day! c[_] feeling bad for @officemate with his folgers or maxwell debate…
2009-01-13 13:15:56 · Reply · View

Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 13, 2009

January 13th, 2009
krgaskins: @officemate I’m trying to retweet your DM but something’s wrong with this app. I dunno– can’t find the button.
2009-01-14 01:31:41 · Reply · View
WilsonHines: @mizzlenickl you must follow @officemate
2009-01-14 01:24:36 · Reply · View
SunnyGoodman: @officemate You think that is a big rear end … wow you must be a pole and think every woman should be one.
2009-01-13 20:48:19 · Reply · View
Franky80: @officemate that is FUNNY
2009-01-13 20:38:32 · Reply · View
ADeLesDernier: @officemate Maxwell House. But I can’t find the instant brew anymore. Ralph’s in my neighborhood stop selling it.
2009-01-13 18:07:15 · Reply · View
acpaul: @officemate Cruel. It’s 1.5 hours past my usual bedtime. :P
2009-01-13 17:03:49 · Reply · View
KellyAlvarez: @officemate That is total perfection. Srsly, Wal-Mart is a great place to people watch, many a train wreck…
2009-01-13 15:38:32 · Reply · View
Gorillamonk: @officemate actually, yes. You’ve been quiet for quite some time.
2009-01-13 13:40:41 · Reply · View
dorana: @officemate lol thank you mate! hope you have a great day!
2009-01-13 13:23:09 · Reply · View
CaffeineFueled: started off with tea but think this will be a three cup coffee day! c[_] feeling bad for @officemate with his folgers or maxwell debate…
2009-01-13 13:15:56 · Reply · View

Really Small Panties on a Massive Ass Smiles at Walmart

January 13th, 2009

Wow, this lady should have looked in the mirror first, you can see right through her pants. The walmart smiley face is in full view. Look at her big a** and check out the smiley face, haha.