I find this shirt too funny, you can get your own here, a combo of pez and lezbians – haha.
Pezbian Shirt from T-Shirt Hell
January 30th, 2009Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 23, 2009
January 23rd, 2009
coffeeebuzd: @officemate Good French Vanilla Coffee is an oxymoron.
Stacerella: @officemate Define vanilla coffee. Are we talking flavoured beans or that sugary crap out of a dispenser that’s a coffee drink substitute?
thesolutions: @officemate 2 cute:lol,that sand is really gonna get it,looks like he might have eaten some,lol
bakerbelle: @officemate I use Gevalia French Vanilla.
raincoaster: @officemate Just buy regular coffee you like and add vanilla extract to it. The flavour is so much better! Even cheap vanilla!
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 22, 2009:
northrunnnercan: @offic.. http://tinyurl.com/advnqh
JAdamTurner: @officemate Hahaha nice. I thought El Camino meant "car" but it turns out to be "The Road." Driving around in a "Party" sounds more intense.
elektryk: @officemate I used to own Ford Festiva, my first manual-transmission for $600.
WilsonHines: @MelissaPR @officemate is a pro chick magnet
hbobier: @officemate She’s less amused with the whole Twitter concept. You can follow her roommate, @Kelly06. She’s pretty sweet.
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No Likey Sand Castles
January 23rd, 2009This kid is just like me when I was little, not liking sand castles.
Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 22, 2009
January 22nd, 2009
northrunnnercan: @officemate anytime bud
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 21, 2009:
CaffeineFueled: found a.. http://tinyurl.com/b56aox
Stacerella: @officemate I like the idea of day to day resolutions. Sorta like small, manageable goals.
MochaMom365: @officemate Sure, what time do you want to connect?
mikerdzign: @officemate FABA a band? Your thinking of that Co-ed rock band who all slept w/echother and now won’t get back together – in Mamma Mia.
AmandaMoss: @officemate No problem! Thanks for the explanation!
austingirl: @officemate – did u get Fat Bastard’s ass?
MorgansDead: @officemate Well that may just be a good thing =D
AmandaMoss: @officemate Actually spam from GoDaddy to my DM
MorgansDead: @officemate Happy New Year! How’s yours been so far?
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Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 21, 2009
January 21st, 2009
CaffeineFueled: found a button on my coffee maker that says "strong" and it seems to make stronger coffee…the little things make u happy (via @officemate)
CaffeineFueled: @officemate I need that. button installed! it is indeed often the little things… cheers! now get back to work! c[_]
PsycheDiver: @officemate It exists as a caged baby universe contained within the series of tubes. I could fringe/pseudo-science your head off.
northrunnnercan: @officemate yep I bookmarked your site
BikerBlond: @officemate I can teach you how to flip a bike.
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 20, 2009:
girlwithnoname: @office.. http://tinyurl.com/6t93x9
northrunnnercan: @officemate Wha LOL
WilsonHines: RT @officemate: "Flip Car, – step by step instructions to flip your truck upside down – haha http://yourofficemate.com/"
KellyAlvarez: @officemate Luv that picture! I am now following a fat bastard on twitter!
Coach_Ferfer: @officemate Could make the resolution to GAIN weight to avoid the mid-February disappointent. 
Quite the shift in thinking,eh? Tee hee!
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First Class Rules and Coach Sucks
January 21st, 2009Yet another perk of first class flying. You thought first class just got better food but they also get boats and floaty things.
Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 20, 2009
January 20th, 2009
girlwithnoname: @officemate okee dokee
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 19, 2009:
girlwithnoname: @office.. http://tinyurl.com/78atjf
acpaul: @officemate Too funny.
lizstrauss: @officemate Neked. I learned that word the first week I moved to Austin.
CaffeineFueled: @officemate how’d the daily resolution work out? we’re curious as to how much coffee you usually drink in a day. c[_]
austingirl: @officemate – (LOL)! Not just any dog butt. Fat Bastard’s! He rules.
Dave_Malby: @officemate T W I S Y C H E D E L I C !!
on_a_stick: @officemate those are the kinds of resolutions I need.
austingirl: @officemate – Austin Girl stumbled your site. May the Stumble fairy bless you.
KellyAlvarez: @officemate will do!
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How to Flip Your Car Upside Down
January 20th, 2009It is easier than you think to flip your car upside down. Watch this guy try to drive up a rock, not too brite, then again I told my sister not to marry him. Not my problem now.
Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 19, 2009
January 19th, 2009
girlwithnoname: @officemate can’t wait to see it
Phyneprint: @officemate Tastey! Got Milk!
girlwithnoname: @officemate hey fyi. I added your site to my rss autotweeter. cuz its just that good!
girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 18, 2009:
girlwithnoname: HILARIO.. http://tinyurl.com/9lp4wd
fatbastardrules: @officemate – Today, I ate part of mommy’s red & green-striped candle. My shit was most beautiful piece of Pollock art. Sparkles. Glitter.
carmennc: @officemate hey baby, where have you been, happy new year, much success and happiness
krzimmer: @officemate Turtlenecks, boots, wool sweaters, puffy down coat, hat, scarf & gloves. Didn’t you read the blizzard part!
CaffeineFueled: @officemate well, if you’re dumb enough to trick yourself, you can use smaller mugs like @Explodingdog (who we think is brilliant) c[_]
krzimmer: @officemate LOL
lizstrauss: @officemate Laughing, but not going there … well, actuallly it was "You need to know how to say ‘nekked as a jay bird.’ "
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Old Married Couple Joke
January 19th, 2009A man and a woman were stuck on an island, they were each 60 yrs old.
A genie appeared and gave them each one wish.
The woman said “I want to be stuck on this island for the next 30 yrs with my loving husband”.
The man said “I want my wife to be 30 yrs younger”.
And “poof” instantly he was 90 years old.
hahahaha