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		<title>On Vaca</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2009/02/24/on-vaca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On vacation, see you back here on 3/2/09. later, YOM]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>On vacation, see you back here on 3/2/09.</p>
<p>later,</p>
<p>YOM</p>
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		<title>Kidney Removed Through Vagina says CNN</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2009/02/04/kidney-removed-through-vagina-says-cnn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kidney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am not making this up, here is a screen shot, however it was on CNNs website and that is the exact title and text Healthy Kidney removed through Donor's Vagina.]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://www.yourofficemate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kidney_through_vagina.jpg" alt="" title="kidney_through_vagina" width="285" height="290" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-310" /></p>
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		<title>No Likey Sand Castles</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2009/01/23/no-likey-sand-castles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny picture]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This kid is just like me when I was little, not liking sand castles.]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>This kid is just like me when I was little, not liking sand castles.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"><img src="http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/c7ed30ff55393f820cf236266e82ce6cbc50c531_m.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures"></a></p>
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		<title>Really Small Panties on a Massive Ass Smiles at Walmart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[walmart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, this lady should have looked in the mirror first, you can see right through her pants.  The walmart smiley face is in full view.]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>Wow, this lady should have looked in the mirror first, you can see right through her pants.  The walmart smiley face is in full view.  Look at her big a** and check out the smiley face, haha.</p>
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		<title>She Took his Porsche !</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2009/01/12/she-took-his-porsche/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She took his Porsche in the divorce, is that funny?]]></description>
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<p>Found this pic on <a href="http://www.crazy-jokes.com" rel="nofollow" target="blank">Crazy-Jokes.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Canadian Police Chase is Hilarious</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2008/12/12/canadian-police-chase-is-hilarious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[canada]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snows in Canada, check out this police chase.]]></description>
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		<title>Should I get a Dog or Have Children</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2008/12/05/should-i-get-a-dog-or-have-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A loyal reader sent me this joke she received in email, too funny.  She is trying to decide whether to get a dog or have children, see the pictures.]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>A loyal reader sent me this joke she received in email, too funny.  She is trying to decide whether to get a dog or have children, see the pictures.</p>
<h2>Should I get a Dog?</h2>
<p><img src="http://yourofficemate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/shouldhavedog-300x194.jpg" alt="" title="shouldhavedog" width="300" height="194" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-148" /></p>
<h2>of Have Children?</h2>
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		<title>Turkey Wrapped in Bacon its Not Funny its Genius</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2008/11/26/turkey-wrapped-in-bacon-its-not-funny-its-genius/</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2008/11/26/turkey-wrapped-in-bacon-its-not-funny-its-genius/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought bacon flavored chocolate was awesome, take a look at this turkey wrapped in bacon.  And here is a recipe to make it with pear cider gravy, mmmmmmmm.]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>I thought bacon flavored chocolate was awesome, take a look at this turkey wrapped in bacon.  And <a href="http://www.chow.com/recipes/11130">here is a recipe</a> to make it with pear cider gravy, mmmmmmmm.</p>
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		<title>Helped my Sister Move</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told my sister no way are we making two trips across town, let's just pile it on, what could go wrong?]]></description>
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		<title>My brother the Marijuana Smuggler is Looking for Work</title>
		<link>http://www.yourofficemate.com/2008/11/20/my-brother-the-marijuana-smuggler-is-looking-for-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Office Mate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newspaper]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My brother is now looking for gainful employment. As a previous Marijuana Smuggler, which is not easy to do, he is now looking for legitimate work.]]></description>
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		<script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><p>My brother is now looking for gainful employment.  As a previous Marijuana Smuggler, which is not easy to do, he is now looking for legitimate work.</p>
<p><img src="http://yourofficemate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/job.jpg" alt="" title="marijuana_job" width="295" height="546" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-110" /></p>
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