Your Office Mate

coffeeebuzd: @officemate Good French Vanilla Coffee is an oxymoron.

Stacerella: @officemate Define vanilla coffee. Are we talking flavoured beans or that sugary crap out of a dispenser that’s a coffee drink substitute?

thesolutions: @officemate 2 cute:lol,that sand is really gonna get it,looks like he might have eaten some,lol

bakerbelle: @officemate I use Gevalia French Vanilla.

raincoaster: @officemate Just buy regular coffee you like and add vanilla extract to it. The flavour is so much better! Even cheap vanilla!

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 22, 2009:

northrunnnercan: @offic.. http://tinyurl.com/advnqh

JAdamTurner: @officemate Hahaha nice. I thought El Camino meant "car" but it turns out to be "The Road." Driving around in a "Party" sounds more intense.

elektryk: @officemate I used to own Ford Festiva, my first manual-transmission for $600.

WilsonHines: @MelissaPR @officemate is a pro chick magnet

hbobier: @officemate She’s less amused with the whole Twitter concept. You can follow her roommate, @Kelly06. She’s pretty sweet.

northrunnnercan: @officemate anytime bud

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 21, 2009:

CaffeineFueled: found a.. http://tinyurl.com/b56aox

Stacerella: @officemate I like the idea of day to day resolutions. Sorta like small, manageable goals.

MochaMom365: @officemate Sure, what time do you want to connect?

mikerdzign: @officemate FABA a band? Your thinking of that Co-ed rock band who all slept w/echother and now won’t get back together – in Mamma Mia.

AmandaMoss: @officemate No problem! Thanks for the explanation!

austingirl: @officemate – did u get Fat Bastard’s ass?

MorgansDead: @officemate Well that may just be a good thing =D

AmandaMoss: @officemate Actually spam from GoDaddy to my DM

MorgansDead: @officemate Happy New Year! How’s yours been so far?

CaffeineFueled: found a button on my coffee maker that says "strong" and it seems to make stronger coffee…the little things make u happy (via @officemate)

CaffeineFueled: @officemate I need that. button installed! it is indeed often the little things… cheers! now get back to work! c[_]

PsycheDiver: @officemate It exists as a caged baby universe contained within the series of tubes. I could fringe/pseudo-science your head off.

northrunnnercan: @officemate yep I bookmarked your site

BikerBlond: @officemate I can teach you how to flip a bike.

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 20, 2009:

girlwithnoname: @office.. http://tinyurl.com/6t93x9

northrunnnercan: @officemate Wha LOL

WilsonHines: RT @officemate: "Flip Car, – step by step instructions to flip your truck upside down – haha http://yourofficemate.com/"

KellyAlvarez: @officemate Luv that picture! I am now following a fat bastard on twitter!

Coach_Ferfer: @officemate Could make the resolution to GAIN weight to avoid the mid-February disappointent. Quite the shift in thinking,eh? Tee hee!

girlwithnoname: @officemate okee dokee

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 19, 2009:

girlwithnoname: @office.. http://tinyurl.com/78atjf

acpaul: @officemate Too funny.

lizstrauss: @officemate Neked. I learned that word the first week I moved to Austin.

CaffeineFueled: @officemate how’d the daily resolution work out? we’re curious as to how much coffee you usually drink in a day. c[_]

austingirl: @officemate – (LOL)! Not just any dog butt. Fat Bastard’s! He rules.

Dave_Malby: @officemate T W I S Y C H E D E L I C !!

on_a_stick: @officemate those are the kinds of resolutions I need.

austingirl: @officemate – Austin Girl stumbled your site. May the Stumble fairy bless you.

KellyAlvarez: @officemate will do!

girlwithnoname: @officemate can’t wait to see it

Phyneprint: @officemate Tastey! Got Milk!

girlwithnoname: @officemate hey fyi. I added your site to my rss autotweeter. cuz its just that good!

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 18, 2009:

girlwithnoname: HILARIO.. http://tinyurl.com/9lp4wd

fatbastardrules: @officemate – Today, I ate part of mommy’s red & green-striped candle. My shit was most beautiful piece of Pollock art. Sparkles. Glitter.

carmennc: @officemate hey baby, where have you been, happy new year, much success and happiness

krzimmer: @officemate Turtlenecks, boots, wool sweaters, puffy down coat, hat, scarf & gloves. Didn’t you read the blizzard part!

CaffeineFueled: @officemate well, if you’re dumb enough to trick yourself, you can use smaller mugs like @Explodingdog (who we think is brilliant) c[_]

krzimmer: @officemate LOL

lizstrauss: @officemate Laughing, but not going there … well, actuallly it was "You need to know how to say ‘nekked as a jay bird.’ "

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 17, 2009:

rmasse10: @officemate I.. http://tinyurl.com/75mujl

Mimismartypant: @officemate Thanks friend!

Mimismartypant: @officemate Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel. :-/

Mimismartypant: @officemate Absolutely. Does that ever go away?

execbp: @officemate thanks. That was actually a yawn, but it looks pretty scary, eh?

chrissylvester: RT @officemate: @ChrisSylvester this smiley face on the ladys butt at walmart , that’s the walmart smiley – haha http://YourOfficeMate.com

piscesinpurple: @officemate My aunt (who happens to be a French chef) swears by Folgers. You can make awesome espresso, even burn a whole in your stomach.

execbp: @officemate Thanks for following me, I look forward to talking with you.

GrowMap: R/T @officemate Correction: the coupons at http://tinyurl.com/7bm3u7 are for Petco not Petsmart

GrowMap: R/T @officemate If you shop at Petsmart check out the free coupons at http://tinyurl.com/7bm3u7

rmasse10: @officemate I hope the CC position works out for ya…!

girlwithnoname: HILARIOUS!! Twitter Tweets about @officemate as of January 16, 2009:

frostedbetty: @officema.. http://tinyurl.com/a6o5ut

tangokdesign: @officemate ROFL!

sh3n3rd: @officemate LOL Hi!

TheDailyBlonde: @officemate hey there hotness…happy friday to you!

WilsonHines: RT @officemate: Mercedes parked up a light pole haha http://YourOfficeMate.com – Link to my blog please !

Mimismartypant: @midcoitus Thanks! Sounds like @officemate deserves donuts and cupcakes.

midcoitus: @Mimismartypant You certainly get my vote. Give @officemate an extra donut.

Mimismartypant: @officemate You can count on it. Or whatever else you "need"

JooleeAnnA: @officemate goodnight….

frostedbetty: @officemate

timelesspaper: @officemate lol!…and good luck!

frostedbetty: @officemate I can feel the love really i can…

frostedbetty: @officemate I thought they had gone bankrupt??

on_a_stick: RT @officemate ROTFN = rolling on the floor neked

tangokdesign: @officemate clues- no far, I gave clues- but Yes, I do!

netposer: @officemate YOu better

tangokdesign: @officemate N-WBT- the new text/twitter shorthand!

tangokdesign: @officemate Love It- ROTFN- WBT—–OK, what does the WBT stand for? (think- most men like them-hooter girls<should>have them)

netposer: @officemate Good luck. Work fast!

Dave_Malby: @officemate I read all your shit…you are a funny guy!

Thingsall2good: @officemate aww… you make me blush. Thanks!

Thingsall2good: @officemate check out this profile pic… @sueissilly

Thingsall2good: @sueissilly whoa!! THOSE are kickin’ boots lady … I think you need to meet my friend @officemate !

Cormyre: @officemate where do you put the penny in that thing to make it do wheelie doughnuts?

CourtneyEngle: @officemate it might end up as a dripping box until you get it. i got a bottomless cup tho!

marty0518: RT @officemate: The Smart Car’s are small. I found this and many others, here the Porsche is a Smorsche — > http://YourOfficeMate.com

krgaskins: Acronym evolution: RT direct from @officemate ROFWM – do you know that one? Roll on Floor with Me, and you can add an "N" for Naked

execbp: @officemate nah, I mean you can, or Greg. Ill answer to almost anything.

piscesinpurple: @officemate Aiiiight, fanboy. http://tinyurl.com/92r8ag

Dave_Malby: @officemate RT Porsche or SMORSCHE ? http://YourOfficeMate.com , the Porsche is now a smart car (Check Wallmart panties below also..)

tarafireball: @officemate arg! if it’s as much trouble as a smartphone then forget it.

DanTheMan_Inc: @officemate i got like one friend. but i use it with facebook. it sends all my updates to there from twitter and my blog.

rmasse10: @officemate you go booooyyyyy…

TSMaryal: @officemate completely ridiculous

Lyriciss: @officemate difference is, you work in the office…i’m a RAPPER. totally not in my job description lol

Lyriciss: @officemate when did i become the chow truck boy? lol

Lyriciss: @officemate ah-ah-ah…tax, dude…tax

PecanCtMichael: @officemate Not a good job market. My buddy tells me that his boss, his boss’s boss, and his boss’s boss’s boss all got the boot yesterday!

Cormyre: @officemate I want one so I can make a fake penny in the back lol see how many people get flashbacks!