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This came to me from TwoPhonesBobby…a van dwelling kid. Just what I needed I cracked up so much that I almost did pee my pants :-p 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here.

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COED Magazine recently posted a fap worthy gallery of Halloween Cleavage.  Toward the bottom you will come across this beauty.  I really have a problem with chicks who are total pigs, here’s why.  If they let their room get that fucking messy, imagine what their hoo hoo looks/smells like.  I’m just sayin…Popular Links: Top 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men – Ask Men Black Marker Bandits Behind Bars – Don Chavez Gay dog (pic) – Funny Hub Unhappy Maple Leafs Fan Sells Loyalty to Highest Bidder – TPSBabes: How ’bout a little more Siobhan Parekh?

We have so many digital photos. Every time we travelling or have fun with friends we always take some pics. But, sometimes all pics that we have are so boring. It is like the ordinary pics and no special effects that will make people adore and asking how you made it. Nowadays, you can try En.Picjoke.com. Teenagers like this site because they can create funny picture every time they want. Yes, this site has hundreds of photo effects that you can use to create funny picture and make your pics looks special.

Funny picture of a kickboxer getting crushed in the nuts. PWNED!               

Funny picture of a fire evacuation sign that actually has to tell people “Do Not Use Twitter” during the emergency. WIN!               

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I found an interesting site that you may like, it is about making a picture, making a  funny pic . They have a lot of photo effect so you can try which one is fit for you. They make a new photo effect everyday so make sure you are checking them by time. Making funny picture is funny, you can upload it on your messengers, face book, my space or even on your own photo album. This picture obviously for fun, try to put one of your face or your lovely pet face.

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Funny picture of a guy in a Hello Kitty costume that must be about 60 years old. FAIL!               

Funny picture of a cat carrier where you stick the cat’s head into a hole and then drill into the cat’s anus to carry it around with you. FAIL!               

picjoke.com is a new fun photo effects online website where you can upload your photo and make a lot of different amazing effects in less then one minute. Picjoke has more than 100 effects and we make new effect EVERY DAY. Not everyone who always has digital skills to enhance their daily photos – Picjoke is more like create funny picture Photoshop that will allows you to enhance your photos with various effects – it’s absolutely amazing within only a few clicks(upload photos) and get something unique in seconds.

As they say, never email anything you wouldn’t want on the front page of the newspapers. So if you’re considering using your work email to send military secrets, a character assassination or even an erotic proposition, then think again – the end result could cost you your job, as well as your dignity. These chumps learnt the hard way. 8. “I haven’t swallowed in years.” “Yours was yum…” When is a compliment not a compliment? Perhaps the following might qualify – back in 2000 Claire Swire, an employee of a large internet provider, found herself involved with a less than scrupulous lawyer.

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As they say, never email anything you wouldn’t want on the front page of the newspapers. So if you’re considering using your work email to send military secrets, a character assassination or even an erotic proposition, then think again – the end result could cost you your job, as well as your dignity. These chumps learnt the hard way. 8. “I haven’t swallowed in years.” “Yours was yum…” When is a compliment not a compliment? Perhaps the following might qualify – back in 2000 Claire Swire, an employee of a large internet provider, found herself involved with a less than scrupulous lawyer.

Funny picture of a little boy licking his finger after it looks like he might have stuck it into a dog’s butt. FAIL!               

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Funny picture of a restaurant going a little too far with their signage. The place is Crabby Dick’s, but their sign says “Dip Yer Balls in Our Seaman Sauce”. Like I said, a little too far. FAIL!               

Have you ever dated someone who kisses their pets?  That’s so foul isn’t it?  I mean animals place those mouths on each others assholes, but it doesn’t seem to stop some pet owners from kissing that shit (yes pun).  PS – Sarah I’m talking to you.Popular Links: Ass sandwich (pic) – YepYep Top 10: Tokyo Auto Show Cars We’ll Never Drive – Ask Men Grow a Mustache, Punch Cancer in the Mouth – Asylum Bears playing ice hockey wtf?

Funny picture of some Twizzlers on sale for 3/$5.00, but if you don’t buy them on sale you can get them 3/$4.58. Definitely a pricing FAIL!               

NOT A GOOD SIGN A German balloon with a Darth Vader Helmet (A hot air balloon) Darth Vader can be funny. Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Estarfigam via Poster Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Critter Crunch is a puzzle game on the PlayStation Network where you have to solve puzzles and vomit into your children’s mouths in order to feed them. Yup. Best game concept ever. Capybara Games have given us some Critter Crunch codes, shirts (you’ll be able to pick the size and color) and one signed print art to giveaway so we’ve decided to take the barfing aspect of Critter Crunch and apply it into our Critter Crunch giveaway. All you have to do to win is take a picture of yourself throwing up.

Funny picture of a sign for a restaurant named “Rong Phuk Restaurant”. I didn’t know there was such a thing? FAIL!               

Funny picture of a refrigerator that makes people think that it is used for the storage of dead hookers, because we all need a dead hooker storage unit. Odd?               

So, here we go again folks! We found this funny picture on the news wires and are again asking you to give us a caption! Twenty lucky caption writers again stand in line to win double tickets to the Elvin Extreme Airshow on Saturday! So, tell us – what’s the plane saying and what’s the [...]

Funny picture of Danny DeVito finally jumping onto the Twitter train and writing his name on a piece of paper… backwards. FAIL!               

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Funny picture of a girl with a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster coming up out of her panties and calling it the Crotchness Monster. Odd? LOL!               

FPC Hallock October 25, 2009 Harvest Festival God the Farmer Psalm 65 Psalm 65, A Thanksgiving for the Harvest, rouses us this morning. Verse 11 can be translated a number of ways: “You crown the year with your bounty, ?and your carts overflow with abundance” -NIV “…and thy paths drop fatness.” -KJV “…even the hard pathways overflow with abundance.” -NLT “…your wagon tracks overflow with abundance.” -ESV Literally the verse reads, “The tracks of your chariot overflow with

Pages Read This Hour: 139 Total Pages Read: 1,047 Minutes Spent Reading This Hour: 29 Tot. Minutes Spent Reading: 431 Books Read This Hour: Where are the Children? by Mary Higgins Clark Books Completed: 7 ( Disquiet by Julia Leigh, Expat ed. by Christina Henry de Tessan, Reservation Blues by Sherman Alexie, Miss Leavitt’s Stars by George Johnson, Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Creative Family by Amanda Blake Soule, Where are the Children?

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Funny picture of a sign telling hikers and bikers to move to the side of the road, when there are about 10 gators hanging out waiting for them. LOL FAIL!               

Funny picture of a guy trying to put together a crib and failing miserably at it. Should this guy even be allowed to have children? FAIL!               

HELLO GENTLE READERS, Plato used the above-titled parable to explain reality to his students. Paraphrased, it goes as follows: A group of slaves lived their entire life in a dark cave in which the only light was a small fire. Everything they saw was seen backlit by its meager flames. This was life as they knew it. One day one of the slaves was taken out of the cave and shown the world in it’s true light. He was amazed! When he was taken back to the cave he tried reporting to his fellow slaves the true nature of the world.

Funny picture of the Hotel Cass in which a few of the light bulbs have burnt out. Does it depict what you can possibly find at this dirty looking establishment? Hotel Cass is the place for me! EPIC WIN!               

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I know she’s a fame whore, but her costume is hilarious! What do you think?

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Funny picture of an umbrella cover that looks like a one eyed monster. Design FAIL!